I kept my promise, don't keep your distance.

Liz, UK, I follow back.

potentiallypr0blematic:

I found this hilarious.

(via notshort-imfunsized)

takshammy:

imishacas:

oomshi:

do me for the vine

i’m not doing you if you’re only gonna last 6 seconds

SHOTS FUCKING FIRED

(via paint-the-flowers-red)

dutchster:

bruinthecup:

a bOY WAS TRYING TO SEXT ME LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS ON PAIN MEDS OMG HELP

**bad language b careful b4 reading**

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if you call what this guy is doing sexting, i never want to sext in my life

(via kuronekopan)

eatcleanmakechanges:

se-ren-d-ipi-ty:

Read the second part.
Again.
And again.

THIS. THIS THIS THIS!!!!!

(Source: thingsilearnedfromsatc, via justsimplyrebecca)

eatcleanmakechanges:

se-ren-d-ipi-ty:

Read the second part.
Again.
And again.

THIS. THIS THIS THIS!!!!!

(Source: thingsilearnedfromsatc, via justsimplyrebecca)

Everyone will want to come anyway. You and Harry are much talked about.

(Source: booasaur)

Bubba was my best good friend.

(Source: kinghanalister, via myfavouritedungarees)

chrssy:

riding your man like

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(via insertsomethingcleverheree)